50+ Would You Rather Questions That Will Ruin You

Should you have ever been on a long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are amazingly easy and universally understood. But on the off-chance you’re visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You begin by introducing a dilemma of two equally horrid-seeming (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player.

You then smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. As soon as they decide what they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it’s their turn to think of a dilemma for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to choose what they believe to be the finest of two horrendous scenarios. The questions are nutty and terrible: “Would you rather eat an entire Christmas tree, or have all of your kids have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman modeled to comedian Patton Oswalt.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a bit of imagination. But it’s only as enjoyable as the folks you play with. There’s no denying that the more illogical and occasionally X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a bit of inspiration, below are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.

Here are some Would You Rather Questions that will ruin you

Would you rather acquire pounds or be banned from the world wide web for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photograph of you be the subject of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather inadvertently “enjoy” a two-year-old photograph of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mom?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or treat a rare kind of cancer?

When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?

Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?

Would you rather be in a real life edition of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be forever banned from Tinder or be forever banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?

Would you rather lose the aptitude vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photos on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you’re dating ghosts on you or the capability to see genuine ghosts?

Would you rather lose all of the photos you have taken on your smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you have?

Would you rather acquire friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead: Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?

Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise on the job or keep your smartphone and the same salary?

Would you rather have the last five photos on your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering photograph you have untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?

Would you rather be able to select the individual who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your life or only LaCroix for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather lose your ability to text or lose your skill to provide a high five?

Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capability to make use of GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the aptitude use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress such as the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather have the capability to see every text that was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that’s about you?

Would you rather have naked photos of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a health insurance provider hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?

Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only be able to get one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the street by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be forced to see your friends only once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?

Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the rest of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every photograph on your phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s accidentally embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?

Would you rather have the aptitude teleport every time you fart or cure any wound by shouting at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the ability to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s internet history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?

Would you rather have dogs or cats forever banned from your Instagram web feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi claiming against their points?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or must see a physician to get viral marketing from your head?

Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate via a series of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a winner on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?

Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF that goes viral or confront your greatest fear?

Would you rather never have to upgrade your personal computer or never have to improve your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, gear, and lifestyle or ending offense round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?

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